Monday, July 15, 2013


THURSDAY TIP = Dumpy to Dashing!

Don’t pass up on a guy because he’s a bit nerdy or out of shape. Glasses? A new pair of D&G’s will hip up that look! Not as cut as you prefer? Then get physical with him, baby! After all, you may be giving up your own Chris Pratt and not even know it! 
‪#‎AyPapi

xoxo, Maggie

Thursday, July 4, 2013

THURSDAY TIP = Drunk Ho' No Mo'!

Happy Fourth of July, pretty girls!!!
 
This is a time to celebrate our nation's independence... NOT your dependence!
We’ve all been out with the girls and there is always the one who gets too drunk and ends up puking in someone’s bushes while depending on her friends to hold her hair back.
Don't be THAT girl... it's not cute, it's not sexy and it's not fun for anyone. Consider this: How are you ever going to be invited to stellar parties if you’re a drunk ho' all the time?
 
Stay sexy and in control.
After all, what’s a party — without a party girl? 
 
xoxo, Maggie

Thursday, June 27, 2013

 
THURSDAY TIP = Love n' Ink

Give up your heart completely... it's okay!
Give up the right side of your bed... it's okay!
Give up half of your closet space... it's (sorta) okay!
But give up flesh to tattoo your guy's name for all the world to see?
 
Nooooooooooo!
 
That just puts the 'inks' in JINX!
Don't fret if you've already done so though,
you can always handle it the way Heidi Klum is on her forearm. 
 
#RemovingSEAL OUCH! 
 
xo, Maggie

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Gimme! Gimme!

IT'S CONTEST TIME!!!
 
Three lucky peeps will WIN a copy of my book!
  1. Please post my website/blog link to your social media outlets to spread the word.  www.evenprettygirlssurvival.blogspot.com
  2. COMMENT BELOW with your name, date of post(s) and which/how many social media outlets you posted to.  This is important, or I'll never know!
  3. If you post more than once (which is smart!), be sure to RE-COMMENT with this information, as you will increase your chances of winning!
  4. Wait for it.... wait for it....

Sunday, July 7th
I will announce
the names of THREE winners!
 
Who doesn't love a good contest? I do! I do!
I'm just dying to give away copies of my book,
Even Pretty Girls...POO: The pretty girl's survival guide to avoiding the uglies
and if you already have a copy...
your gal pal may be in need and it makes an awesome gift!
So let's see what you've got!
 
Good Luck!
 
xoxo, Maggie
 
 

Thursday, June 20, 2013


Welcome to the fabulous and NEW "Even Pretty Girls..." blog/site!
Stay tuned for an arsenal of tips and tricks for every messy situation... and learn how to sidestep land minds like a lady, while surreptitiously moonwalking out of a room.
 
 Please be sure to check out our links to the left for 'BUY' and 'SOCIAL MEDIA'!
We are excited to be here... we just LOVE sitting at the cool girl’s table!